


Konspiracy T-Shirt - UAP Retrieval Team
Securing the Unknown. Containing the Unexplainable.
Join the UAP Retrieval & Cleanup Team—the specialized unit tasked with recovering and securing unidentified aerial and submersible objects from classified locations worldwide. Operating under Special Access Programs (SAPs), this elite division ensures containment of non-human biologics, advanced materials, and anomalous phenomena near nuclear sites and other strategic areas.
Think you have what it takes? Don’t ask questions. Just report for duty.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shop Krash
- Email: thatgirlkrash-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Konspiracy T-Shirt - UAP Retrieval Team Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|